May 2013
34 posts
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
"Get off the computer and spend some time with...
laugh-addict:
All I need.
squidwurd:
squidwurd:
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
“We are told ‘No,’ we’re unimportant, we’re peripheral. ‘Get a degree, get a job,...”
– Terence McKenna (via sadexistences)
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
alloutpanic:
alphaidiot:
...
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
codawful:
do you ever just feel your eyebrows
April 2013
55 posts
Someone: What's your favourite movie?
Me: *forgets all movies in existence*
Someone: What's your favourite song?
Me: *forgets every song ever played*
Someone: What's your favourite food?
Me: *forgets what food is*
“I like to be perfect, but I don’t like perfection. I think it’s dangerous....”
– Alber Elbaz (via a-thousand-words)
