let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
"Get off the computer and spend some time with...
All I need.
squidwurd: squidwurd: i burn calories by insulting them “hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
We are told ‘No,’ we’re unimportant, we’re peripheral. ‘Get a degree, get a job,...– Terence McKenna (via sadexistences)
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
alloutpanic: alphaidiot: ...
88th: I wish I could illegally download clothes
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
codawful: do you ever just feel your eyebrows
Someone: What's your favourite movie?
Me: *forgets all movies in existence*
Someone: What's your favourite song?
Me: *forgets every song ever played*
Someone: What's your favourite food?
Me: *forgets what food is*
I like to be perfect, but I don’t like perfection. I think it’s dangerous....– Alber Elbaz (via a-thousand-words)